in spite of us

I need to find someone else who likes the goblins, adores stalin, munches little monsters, shoots snot rockets, plays with polly pockets, dont use no sockets, grubs on corn dogs, watches king kong, and gets it on like donkey kong. someone who kills skunks, but definitely aint no punk, got tons of junk, and lots of funk, rides motorcycles, but dont like tricycles or bicycles, and aint never stayed in no hospital bed because they're all inked, and dipped, and sunk in lead. someone who dont fear needles, who dont like labels, sleeps in horse stables and eats critters, follows craters, likes debaters, hates fakers, a love taker. someone who grants you death wishes, who pisses while standing, whether jockin junk or dishin fish. selfish as a pig whos got no gigs, dont need no gigs, dont want no gigs, while hes spittin out figs because they all taste like rigs. someone who will choke you loud, suck you hard, and fight you wild. crazy as a loon, sly as a fox, whos howlin at the moon when payday come soon. crawling on the prowl, hunting for the fowl. kissin not for the missin, aint sweet as honey, but sour as hell, always late on the the hour, dont pay for no power. who takes a lickin and keeps on sticken. who chomps a bightin when you go about fightin. a skipping tobac dipping, opiate smoking, high back roller, neck cracking, back hand lashing, tire slashing, no good waked out weirdo. a homeless bum sipping on rum, spending all day sitting on his bum. someone who knuckles a bang with every slang they hang. a sharp shooter, a wild whistler, a fast stickler, a con artist, a bar hopper, a midnight rider, an early mornin riser, a mid day loser, a cat napper, a man eater, a womanizer who shoots bunny rabbits, whos got bad habbits, who lives downtown but never minds the maggots, dont like no faggots, keeps rats for pets, places bets, someone whos got no fuckin regrets...